The other night we took advantage of a 2-for-1 pizza special from a local pizzeria, mainly because the kids were badgering us for it. Each pizza was medium sized; the kids ate most of one while my wife passed on them because she just wasn’t hungry.
That left the remaining pizza for me, which I ate completely over the course of the evening. Sure, it was just a medium but I downed the whole thing. While that’s not a landmark accomplishment, shouldn’t I still get to brag a bit? Especially since I was still a bit hungry after that!
We’ll have to find a 3-for-1 special next time they bug us about it.