Mom Jokes…Because If Dad Can Mom Can!

Mom Jokes…Because If Dad Can Mom Can!

You know you’re a Mom when you smell a brown spot on your shirt to see if it’s chocolate or poo.

Why did Baby Strawberry cry? Because Mom was in a jam.

Motherhood has shown every Mom that you don’t need fun to have alcohol.

What did Mama Tomato say to Baby Tomato? KETCHUP!

Good Moms let you lick the beaters. Great Moms turn them off first.

What did Mommy Broom say to Baby Broom? It’s time to go to sweep!

Every Mom’s superpower? Eye-spying the empty toilet paper roll when no one else can.

You know you’re a Mom when going to work feels like vacation.

“There are yummy hidden veggies in here!” Secret code for “I really don’t want to share with you, kid.”


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