She Hasn’t Spoken To Me Since

She Hasn’t Spoken To Me Since

Got a full size cardboard standup of country singer Jason Aldean from Ollie’s for $5. Near the bottom is an advertisement for a energy drink he is endorsing.

Brought it home and quietly placed it outside the glass door to our kitchen, where my wife was baking cookies. Then I knocked on the door.

Her scream almost shattered the glass.

She hasn’t spoken to me since.

Jeff Hackett